We’ve Been Hacked!

Well folks it appears that, like Burger King, our Twitter account has been hacked. Apparently we’ve been hijacked by a jealous and inferior cover band. We assure you that we’ll get to the bottom of this, and the appropriate heads will roll.

The REAL Jake


UPDATE 2/24/2013: Great news! We have regained control of our Twitter account!

The hackers appear to be a local cover band who also stole our setlist and (according to a reliable source) have completely butchered it. Aside from being hackers, they’re also apparently a bunch of hacks!

We believe that as punishment, these guys should be forced to watch video of their heinous, second-class set on loop for 48 hours.

Thank you for sticking with us through the constant barrage of insults on Twitter and here on our Facebook page. We hope to see you soon!

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