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The Latest News from Westchester’s Least Original Cover Band™

We’ve Been Hacked!

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Well folks it appears that, like Burger King, our Twitter account has been hacked. Apparently we’ve been hijacked by a jealous and inferior cover band. We assure you that we’ll get to the bottom of this, and the appropriate heads will roll.

Thanks,
The REAL Jake

fakeandthefiction

UPDATE 2/24/2013: Great news! We have regained control of our Twitter account!

The hackers appear to be a local cover band who also stole our setlist and (according to a reliable source) have completely butchered it. Aside from being hackers, they’re also apparently a bunch of hacks!

We believe that as punishment, these guys should be forced to watch video of their heinous, second-class set on loop for 48 hours.

Thank you for sticking with us through the constant barrage of insults on Twitter and here on our Facebook page. We hope to see you soon!

Jake’s New Digs

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New Rehearsal Space
TSM pounding the skins

Hello Mountaineers!! The Mountain Men have acquired a new rehearsal space and are eager to “dust off those strings” for another round of rocking!

Contract negotiations with Jake went extraordinary and have closed at this time. We look forward to seeing him on tour again!

So clear your calendars, put those baby sitters on standby, and grab some earplugs in anticipation of a whirlwind Fall tour, cause we’re gonna crank it to 11!!

Stay tuned for details!!

Rock on!!

Stay “Tuned”…

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Exciting Jake news is coming…